We have (sorta clockwise from top-left-ish):
- Diced bear meat (saute and eat with potatoes)
- Sliced bear meat (put on bread and eat with pickles)
- Bear salami (slice thinly and eat with ice cold vodka)
- Bear stew (heat & eat)
- Bear soup (add cream, optional wine, heat & eat with bread)
- Smoked reindeer salami (slice and eat with beer)
- Tinned moose (not sure what to do with this)
- Bear pate (tempting to make beef wellingtons with this)
- Potted bear (eat with cheese)
(Sorry if you didn't want to know the gory details, but that's what eating real wild animals involves. I find there's something deeply atavistic about knowing where meat comes from, and I think all carnivores should appreciate that.)
Anyway, I'll let you know how it comes out!